The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
I was cleaning out my closet and found an old pair of jeans on the top shelf. Inside of them was a huge rubber penis. I showed my wife what I found and asked for an explanation. She said, “Honey, you know I never lie. This way, when I tell you that you have a huge cock in your pants, I’m not lying.”
A girl asked me if I knew how to tie a noose. I told her that if she came over I could show her the ropes and then we could hang
Sent to Jail. After getting sent to jail, I spent the next hour being held face down over a table and getting violently fucked up the arse.Sometimes I think my uncle Brian takes Monopoly a bit too seriously...
To become a minstrel I had to buy dozens of chests, hoping to get a an instrument from one of them. Fuck lute boxes.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Roses are red, the sky is pink This water tastes funnyNice to meet you I live in flint
I hate loan sharks. Much better to just buy them outright.