The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Sand Castle with Grandma Today, I made sand castles with my grandma, but for some reason, everybody freaked out and called the cops on me.Next time, I'll do it away from the cremation center.
Someone colored all over the southeast part of my world map That was just downright rude!
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What do you call cancer when it achieves sentience? A reddit mod.(doubt this will prevent it form being deleted and myself banned, but this 'attack' is quite impersonal)
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
In Wisconsin a woman donated a kidney to a dairy farmer and he was so grateful he agreed to marry her. The preacher said: “what God has joined let no man put asunder.” The groom interrupted: “what’s asunder?” The preacher said “apart.” The farmer said “a part of what?” “Apart from your wife” said the now frustrated minister. The groom said “shit! I already got a part from her.”
You know why Iran's new navy has glass bottom ships...? So they can see the old Iran navy.