The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
2020 Divided by 5 is 404, So the Whole Year is an Error. And now we have a virus.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Who would have thought that one day we'd be smoking weed at a family gathering.... .....but the illegal part would be the gathering.
I think Pfizer got their drugs mixed up... I got the Covid vaccine, but now when I cough I get an erectipn.
A stomach was sad... because everything it tried to make turned out to be shit.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. I told the operator that lately I've been having suicidal thoughts. Operator: "Great! Can you drive a truck?"
[NSFW?] A kid rabbit came back from school looking very happy. Father Rabbit: Why does Junior look so happy today?Mother Rabbit: Because they taught the students how to multiply.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
You know the difference between a woman attending Sunday morning mass and a woman taking a Friday night bath? One has hope in her soul; the other has soap in her hole.
Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise.
Why should we be lenient on drug abusers with lisps? All they did was meth up.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniel's? Jack is still killing Indians.
Mom finds a large number of BDSM magazines beneath her sons bed. Calls her husband up to the room to show him and discuss."What do you think we should do?" she asks.Father frowns and responds "Well I guess spanking him is out of the question"
What's one thing you need to watch out for during a Jewish hurricane? The flying de-bris