The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
The stereotype of gta players using hookers to heal and shooting them to get money back is ridiculous You’re supposed to just call an ambulance and shot the driver, it’s much more efficient!
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
The rainforest cafe is getting to realistic I was just sitting there enjoying my chicken tenders when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe
What are epileptic ghosts made of? Ectospasm
A man crosses the Mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family. Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
Someone told me about that manga writer who died recently I heard his whole fanbase is going Berserk
What do you call a religious crocodile? An Allah Gator!
Bob talks with his wife after a long night of drinking. Bob: "Honey, I think our house is haunted!" Wife: "Why do you say that?" Bob: "Last night when I opened the bathroom door, the lights suddenly went on, and cold air blew right at me!" Wife: "You idiot! You pissed in the fridge again!"
A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. "I'm a turtle", he says."Oh... who's on your back?""That's Michelle", he replies.
Why is it called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
How do you brain wash a politician? Give him an enema.
How does a brown-noser clean their mask? They shake the sh*t out of it!
What do you call adult-only Chess videos? Pawn
A new episode of my favorite Jamaican cooking show just came on... What-Jamaican
Your momma is like a KFC meal Once I am done with her breasts and thighs all I am left with is a greasy box to put my bone in.