The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Growing up in a colony, the nuns told me to never turn your back on a priest. I mean, there's a reason why they became missionaries.
Galileo Galilei Invented the Thermoscope Which is the Forerunner of the Rectal Thermometer. Galileo also created the theory of heliocentric orbits by studying near planets like Mercury. This led to the discovery of further planets like Uranus.This is a man who found two different ways to apply Mercury to Uranus.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
The first condom was invented by arabs far back in history, it's said that they used the intestines from a goat. Yet it was circa. 1800 when the british civilization refined this method by... First taking the intestines out of the goat.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
So I nutted in this girls hair a few weeks ago.... I know Im black, but she didnt need to call it gorilla glue ):
Last week, I met a Genie who said he’d grant me one wish, I only had 3 choices:First was a better memory. Second was a larger penis. Third was… well I can’t remember what the third choice was.
What is the national bird of Iran? An US drone
Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet." So Little Jimmy recites: "ABCDEFGJKLMNOPQRUVWXYZ" The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?" Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her tourettes. Turns out she doesn't have tourettes. I am a cunt and she really does want me to fuck off.
A guy walks into a bar climbs onto a stool and screams, "ASSHOLES! ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!""HEY!" someone yells out. "You watch your mouth!""Why?" the guy challenges. "Are you a lawyer?""No, I'm an asshole!"
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
As i’ve grown older, I realised the number of people i’ve lost along the way have increased. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t suited tor me.
A lady and her bank joke A lady wanted to check the amount she had in her account so she went to the bank and the accountant said can I help you to which the lady replied with I'd like to check my balance so the accountant got out of his chair and pushed her over
What do you call an impotent baseball player? Two balls and a strike.