The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child. However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
A haircut is the biggest waste of money. I pay the same to get them all cut.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
One man is walking a tightrope. Another is getting a blow job from a 90 year old lady. Both have the same thought at the same time. What is it?Don’t look down.
Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable.
Never Date an Atom They make up a bunch of stuff and then they split on you.
There is only one thing that beats a beautiful girl with amazing voice. And that’s Chris Brown
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
How did a woman on death row pro long her execution? She couldn’t decide what to eat for her final meal