The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Did you know I can fly on United Airlines from Los Angles to New York in just 60 seconds? I even called and asked how long it would take, she told me "just a minute"
I'm down to eating only one meal per day. It's 56 courses and it takes me two days to finish.
How do make a chickpea soup? You can’t. The closest you can hope for is for her to have diarrhea.
A girl went to confession. Girl: I think I am pregnant.Priest: How did this happen my child.?Girl: I think it might have been the second coming.Priest: What makes you think it's the second coming.?Girl: Because I swallowed the first one father.
My girlfriend and I got in a car accident because she was giving me a blow job She probably shouldn’t have been driving
I wanted to help my pet snail. He was really slow like, so one day I took off his shell, thought it'd make him more streamlined. Turns out it didn't. It made him more sluggish.
My new years resolution was to hit the gym more often. But I'm on my fourth car this year now. This is getting kind of expensive and I think the police are suspicious.
Why is calcium vital in the brass instrument manufacturing industry? Because calcium helps build trombones
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.
I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank Shit went down real fast
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup ... And shit out a statement smarter than the one you just made.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.