The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
Whats in common with spinach soup and butts3x ? If you were forced to try it as a kid chances are you won't like it as an adult
How can you tell if a snowman is gay? The carrot’s in the back.
I hate being locked inside a microwave It really makes my blood boil
I started to let Jesus take the wheel, but then I remembered... that motherfucker ain’t afraid to die.
What was Hitler’s favorite building game? MeinKraft !!!
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Hooked up with a GILF We get to her place she said she didn't need a safe word. If anything went wrong just hit her LifeAlert button
Why can't women be writers? They're afraid of periods.
Whats in common with spinach soup and butts3x ? If you were forced to try it as a kid chances are you won't like it as an adult
Communists jokes on internet aren't memes They're ourours
Milk did it, but Tropicana wouldn't put missing children posters on their bottles. They said nobody wanted to hear that OJ is looking for kids.
I said to my wife “You are my drug” She said: “Oh wow is it because you can’t get enough of me?”I replied: “No because you cost so much money and you’re ruining my life”
BREAKING NEWS: A man was presented into the ER after shoving 6 plastic horses up his ass... Doctors say that his condition is stable.