The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What is the best thing about a blow job? You get five minutes of peace and quiet.
Robert Mueller has uncovered that Donald Trump dropped Quaaludes with the entire USSR hockey team prior to their stunning defeat to the US at the 1980 Olympics "Miracle on Ice" in Lake Placid, NY. So what's the crime in that? He quaalluded with the Russians
What does Disney and Viagra have in common? You wait 3 hours for a 3 minute ride.
My sister asked for me to bring her something hard to write on I don't know why she became so mad. It's pretty fucking hard to write on sand.
If someone gets burn damage and needs a skin graft, can I donate buttock tissue to help them? Ass skin for a friend.
Pig A man walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm and says"This is the pig I've been fucking"Wife says "that's not a pig, that's a duck"Husband says "I wasn't talking to you"
I just found out there is over 1 million battered women in the United States and I’ve been eating them plain the whole time.
I try to learn from my mistakes, but it's hard when they can't even wipe their own ass.
I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.