The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
A man on vacation with his family arrives at a hotel. As he's checking in, he says to the clerk, "I'm on vacation with my family, please make sure the porn channel is disabled"The clerk replies in disgust, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck"
Last week I fucked my sister in law This week I fucked my brother in geography
Husband on second day of marriage... ...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said' same feeling '
I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
A white woman has a baby with a white husband The parents rush to the hospital to deliver the baby. The baby pops out and the baby is... black? ''Well that took a dark turn'' said the husband
My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells. Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician
How does a brown-noser clean their mask? They shake the sh*t out of it!
My friend's financial advisor spent all of his money on strippers and blow. That guy really put the douche in fiduciary responsibility.
(Not mine) A man in a trench coat walks up to three old ladies sitting on a park bench He opens up his coat at them, the first old lady had a stroke, the second old lady had a stroke, the third old lady absolutely refused to touch it.
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
Not so sure my new year is getting off on a good start. Last night I ate like a pig and got incredibly drunk. First thing I did this morning when I woke up was take an enormous, smelly shit. Second thing I did was get out of bed.