The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I'm worried that my grandma is starting to lolse her marbles. Yesterday when I went to visit she'd been marking herself all over with her bingo pen. She's completely dotty.
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whisky He gulps them down quickly. Bartender asks "What's the occasion?"Guy replies "First blowjob"Bartender "Wow, can I buy you another?"Guy retorts "No, if 3 don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will"
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
What’s pink and sits on the bottom of the ocean Moby’s dickMy mom told this to me when I was maybe 10
What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
What is Bill Cosby’s favorite Peter Pan themed cereal? Roofie-Os
My uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he kept fighting them off and drowned. We had him cremated... he burned for three days.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
A German man goes on holiday to Poland, he gets stopped at the border (because it's an out of date joke), and the border guard checks his papers and decides to ask him a few questions"Name?""Hans Schmidt""Age?""32""Place of birth?""Dusseldorf""Occupation?" "No, jus... read more
Bet you can’t guess how I got out of Iraq I invaded Kuwait