The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My uncle prayed to God to solve all his family's problems God answered his prayers.My uncle's funeral is next week.
Down the rabbit hole I went down the rabbit hole to find myself.Then I went up the rabbit hole to find myself arrested and banned from the petting zoo.
A lady is giving birth. After she pushes and pushes, the baby is born. Doctor: "Mam, I have good news and bad news. Lady: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: your baby has red hair.Lady: Thank goodness! What's the good news!Doctor: It's stillborn
6.9 is my worst and least favorite number That is because it is 69 that was ruined by a period
A woman walked into the dentist's clinic very nervously and said, "I'm scared. I'd rather have a baby than get a tooth pulled out." "Fine with me," said the dentist, "but I'll have to adjust the chair."
My mother has been teaching me how to make my favourite meals, but there's one that I just can't seem to get right. I'm great at lasagne, fantastic with casseroles but as soon as I get my hands on minced beef and beans..It's chilli-con-carnage.
Where does a russian bird sleep? IN A COMMU-NEST
The earth's not flat, it's a mobius strip and no one can disagree Because after all, we're all on the same side.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What did the convicted cannibal choose for his last meal? Five guys
My dad is German and dropped this one on me the other day. Dad: I never told you this but, my great grandfather died in the holocaust. Me: Oh, man thats terrible. Dad: Yeah, he got really drunk one night and fell off of the guard tower.
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom