The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
A drug dealer once dressed up as a mailman He got caught immediately because he rung the doorbell once.
Drake must miss being on tv Because he seems to be auditioning for How to Catch a Predator
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly. I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
The young assistant got fired from the butchers shop, I asked why..... The butcher replied “I caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!” “Oh!” I replied, “what did you do with the bacon slicer?” “I fired her as well!” said the Butcher.
Reddit please help me, I've got a major drug problem 🙁 I can't get any, anywhere!
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
My parents are rich... Edit: I’m rich and I need a shovel.
People say it’s frowned upon in society to talk poorly about the Jews.. They say its bad Jew Jew.
How does the Autocorrect of an Alabama man word it when the man wants to demonstrate his happiness about something? Fucking Niece
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”