The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote.
If you find a bomb that blows up when stepped on, please let me know. It's mine.
I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus
Parents always tell their kids to say 'no' to drugs. If you're talking to drugs already, I think it's too late.
A famous serial killer made a music video of all of his killings but the drum track was lost and unable to be duplicated. I can’t believe he killed all of those people without any re-percussion.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the checkout, she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, one cup o noodle, and one can of soup. I leaned over and said, "You're single arent you.."She says, "Yes, but how did you know?"I said, "Because you're ugly as fuck!"
If you get caught stealing in most countries, the police take your fingerprints and release you... If you get caught stealing in Iran, the police take your fingerprints and you don't get them back.
How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people? You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”
What is something you can get for free in New York? Matches and middle fingers
Queen Victoria didn’t do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water... but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.