The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Given the terms “crab”, “tuna”, “lobster”, and “Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders”, which does not fit? Ans: “tuna”. The other 3 are crushed asians.
The police almost arrested a man for wanking to a caution sign But he got off with a warning
Why is a broken drum, the best present you can give someone? Because you just cant beat it.I'm sorry
When you’re too ugly to be an actor and too lazy to learn an instrument... ...you become a comedian.
How do you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.
What do a Hurricane and a wife have in common? One day it is wet and exciting and the next day your house is gone.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
My local butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage. It was a tern for the wurst.
AITA for mixing up orders and serving a vegan customer a meat sandwich? Oops wrong sub