The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings? Because it’s always too soon.^(i feel bad)
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
If you have a meal on top of... ...the leader of the Nazis, does that mean you can say you Adolf Hitler?
What do you call the mass murder of Rednecks? The Hollercaust.
"NSFW" Peter Paul took Peppermint Patty behind the Powerhouse and stuck his Butterfinger up her Cherry Bing. She let out a Snicker.Nine Mounds later she had a Baby Ruth.
I recently won the hand of the daughter of the local butcher. I stil can't believe some of these cannibal auctions on the Dark Web.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I hate father in laws So I only date black girls