The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Steam isn’t a Jihadi’s favourite state of water. Ice is.
Why couldn’t the Chinese kids play baseball? Because they ate their bats.
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What is about 6 inches long, hard, hairy at the base and is pushed into a moist opening where it is quickly moved back and forth? A toothbrush
Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee
5 Year Old to Dad : Do you know what comes out of a virgin Pussy? **Dad** : Jesus Christ !! Who taught you all those bad words ?
Manuel turned his life around. He used to be sad and lonely.Now he's lonely and sad.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What did the necrophile do when he met a hot chick? He took her out.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
I had a health form for my doctor to fill out today. He reached into his pocket and pulled out an old mercury thermometer. “Shit,” he said. “Some asshole has my pen!”