The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
My Great Grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watch tower.
NSFW My friend found a girl tied to the train tracks. He told me he untied her and they went back to his place, I asked what they got up to and he said they had sex all night. Impressed by this I asked him if he got any head to which he said Nah I couldn’t find it
My grandad went down in history. .....he also fingered someone in geography.
Upper class people avoid using the term "69" as they feel it's uncouth... They refer to it as "181".
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.