The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
Zimbabwe's currency is so devalued... That rapper "50 cent" is known as "40 billion dollar"
I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night We had a very heated argument.
Why does texas have no power? Democrats stole the electrons.
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks It cost me an arm and a leg!
What happened when the ghost couldn't make it to the bathroom? He sheet himself!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.