The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I went to high school with a kid names Stains The class wouldn’t stop laughing when the teacher said “Come Stains, in my office”
A software tester walks into a bar Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a bear. Orders -1 beers. Orders hdtseatfibkd.First real customer walks into a bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone inside.
Do you have brain cancer? Just stop having brain cancer! It's all in your head!
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.