The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
As a kid I was told that, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Also when I was a kid I was told by Bob Barker to, "..help control the pet population."I was raised to listen to my elders...
I had to go to the doctors' yesterday, because every time I 69 the wife I get a terrible headache after a couple of minutes. He suggested we do it lying down.
All conspiracy theories were proved wrong. Trump will manage to stay in power by... ... dragging the vote count until 2024!
I used to work for a used computer sales shop. I tried to convince my boss to have a 9/11 sale, 2 towers for the price of 1. It didn’t fly.
Mr Richard's kid was a drug dealer. So, he kick him out. Finally, he got rid of his Adickson
I was wandering through the cemetery earlier today when I saw a guy kneeling behind a gravestone Trying to be polite, I said “Morning.”To which he replied “Nope just taking a shit.”
“Doctor, I keep hearing voices coming from my underpants”... “Oh, that’s nothing to worry about, they’re just talking bollocks”
Gay people have no excuse to have a bad fashion sense Like homie what were you doing in the closet that whole time
I noticed a man passed out drunk so I stopped to check he was breathing I can confirm he was breathing. I also checked his pockets and I can confirm he now has no money.
A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
There's a worsening drug problem where I live. The drugs are getting worse.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.