The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
A young woman goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller tells her that she will be broke and unhappy until she turns fifty. “What happens when I turn fifty?” the young woman asks, staring down at the cards. “Oh, nothing,” said the fortuneteller. “You’ll just be used to it by then.”
A young boy asked his dad “why does Santa only visit once a year?” The dad replied “because he’s in jail the rest of the year for breaking and entering”.
Little boy runs to his mother yelling "Mommy, dad hung himself in the bathroom!" Panicked mom runs to the bathroom only to see it's empty. "Haha Aprli Fools!" laughs the boy "He hung himself in the basement."
What does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers ? Because he has shite fashion sense.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
A girl added me and sent me a picture of herself She looked so much like someone who would judge me based of my appearance so i blocked her.Cut toxic people out of your life because you deserve better (: