The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
My brother has the hands of a surgeon... And a pending trial for grievous bodily harm.
I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.
[OC] How do americans get to the shooting range? With the school bus
A bloke was sentenced to life imprisonment for murder and the judge also ordered him to have his hearing destroyed. I thought it was a bit harsh to be honest, life imprisonment and the deaf penalty
What's the smallest organ in a goat? An ISIS members' dick.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I would appreciate it if we stopped posting Holocaust Jokes. They're not funny, witty, or humorous. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell off the Guard Tower