The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain.And the woman says, "Hey, it was only five dollars. What did you expect, lobster?"
The Actor that plays Pennywise has a security detail comprised entirely of disfigured war vets who maim mall security Skaarsgards scarred guards scars guards
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
I called a suicide support line in the middle east They got excited and asked me i if i know how to drive a car
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance? Nether. They’re immigrants in America.
What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie.
How do you express your opinion in China? \[redacted\]
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
When my wife was in labor I would tell her jokes to keep her mind off the pain. She wasn't amused though. I think it was the delivery.
Isn’t it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It’s just named after that stuff on the ground. (Norm MacDonald)