The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Centuries later, key US government buildings still accurately represent the people inside them They're mostly old and white.
How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
February 14th... a day I get something that starts with "A" and ends im "al"... .... a nice meal.
My customers don’t appreciate how high quality the manure I sell them is. I don’t get paid enough for this shit.
Today I had both colonoscopy and gastroscopy, and in a few hours, well... I'll see my self out.
I just learned that my college physics professor had a heart attack and died after climbing Mount Everest.... It’s so sad. He had so much potential
What's the definition of "relative humidity"? That's when the sweat off your balls runs down the crack of your sister-in-law's ass.(Too rude?)
My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76 Well, that was until I shot him in the head with my pistol.Now, to be fair, I did have an airtight alibi for this.I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded.