The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
The air in California is so toxic I think I might date it.
If you have a six pack and get shot four times in the stomach, what do you have? A Tupac
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I was illegally hunting for mushrooms. I have questionable morels.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT. IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter! The dog isn’t going to come anyways.But what do you call a eunuch with no legs?Still doesn’t matter! He’s not going to cum anyways!
i wrote this as a kid: Why did Jesus have low self esteem He was Jewish. He didn’t believe in himself.
I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a girl in front of me at the checkout, she had one apple, one pear, one toothbrush, one cup o noodle, and one can of soup. I leaned over and said, "You're single arent you.."She says, "Yes, but how did you know?"I said, "Because you're ugly as fuck!"
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank...... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
If Trump banned Tik Tok because it's made in China Why doesn’t he just ban the Corona Virus?
What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.
Only SEVEN people die as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest. Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures.
I hate sphynx cats because I prefer hairy pussy