The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
A lot of people in Iran think that president, Hassan Rouhani went way over the line when he threatened the US with the mother of all wars in his latest speech. In fact they are so concerned about the angry Twitter response from president Trump that they are going to set up their own ‘Mullah investigation’ to look into the matter.
What does my uncle and a gastroenterologist have in common? Both shoved foreign objects up my ass after drugging me.
NSFW Love is like a box of chocolates Some bastard is going to grab all the good ones and the rest of us will be forced to eat the gingers.
I spent some quality time with my 5-year old grandson today watching a movie.... Halfway through he asked, "Is that lady going to die?" "Probably," I replied, "judging by the size of that horse's cock."
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
Whats the worst place to loose ypur virginty? At a family trip to Alabama
There was supposed to be a world ending event in 2020 But God just said “Give them a little longer and they’ll do it themselves”
My mom got upset at me for mercy killing my brother when we were playing Call of Duty I don’t understand He didn’t even struggle when I pressed the pillow over his face