The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋

A Chinese judge comes out of session. Meets another judge who asks "What's so funny?""Oh, someone just told the best political joke ever.""Care to share?""Can't. Sentenced him to 10 years for it".

I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.

How did the chef clear his head at work? He went for a wok.

I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.

Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.

To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.

Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.

I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.

I went for a job interview and got offered the job as a fisherman but turned it down as the net pay wasn't good

I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”

Doctor: Your dad’s not with us anymore Me: Damn, what happened? Doctor: He’s at a different hospital Me: Oh, whew Doctor: Dead tho

I saw a single set of footprints in the sand... "Lord," I asked, "why is there but one set of footprints in the sand?""My child," he tenderly replied, "Those are Chris Christie's."

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently