The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
If CNN released photos of Stormy Daniels & Trump Do you know what he'd call them?Fake Nudes.
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty. They’re my last reshorts.
Events on Capitol Hill have gotten pretty dark Any darker and the police might actually do something about it
I was the captain of the chess team in high school... And as you might have guessed from that statement, I’m white and I’ve never dated a black woman. But if I ever do date a black woman, I know one thing:I’ll have to make the first move.
Visitors to the zoo were not sure they liked the changes to the bear exhibit It was Polarizing
I wanted to help my pet snail. He was really slow like, so one day I took off his shell, thought it'd make him more streamlined. Turns out it didn't. It made him more sluggish.
My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd. He's a FaceBookie.
What's worse than getting hot and bothered with your grandmother? Being thrown out of the crematorium before you finish.
Why do Russians prefer to eat potatoes shaped like penises? Because Russia loves dick-taters.
Man: Hello, is this hotel manager speaking? Manager: Yes. What happened Sir?Man: My wife is arguing with me and saying that she will jump out of the window.Manger : Sorry Sir, this is your personal issue, we cannot help.Man: I know, I know but I want help because the window is not opening.
Why did God create war? So that Americans could learn geography.
I threw my wife a surprise bukake party Everyone came. You should have seen her face.
What happened when the ghost couldn't make it to the bathroom? He sheet himself!
Three Chinese friends Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United StatesIn order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu..... decided to travel back to China.