The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies.
A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork" The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.