The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
The 107-year-old man was asked by a television crew what was the secret of his longevity. "It's because I gave up sex," he said."When did you give up sex?" asked the reporter."Just about fifteen years ago.""I see," said the reporter. "And why did you give up sex?""I had to. I like older women and there weren't any more left!"
When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file. I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
I had a fight with my erection this morning I beat it single handedly.
I went to the library and asked for Trump's book about deporting illegal immigrants. She told me, "Get the F*ck out of my country and don't come back." Me: Yes that's the one.
Did you hear about the road made of body parts? They call it the Organ Trail
What is the difference between a light bulb and pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's dead, brown, and covered in sand? Shamima Begum's kids.
What does Old McDonald's farm and an old Asian women's closet have in common? There's a muumuu here, a muumuu there....
Reddit silver icon is basically a toilet seat An aerial view of a toilet lid.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.