The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
It’s strange disliking Chinese food while having an Asian Fetish I’d like to eat out Chinese but I hate eating out Chinese
Man: Hello, is this hotel manager speaking? Manager: Yes. What happened Sir?Man: My wife is arguing with me and saying that she will jump out of the window.Manger : Sorry Sir, this is your personal issue, we cannot help.Man: I know, I know but I want help because the window is not opening.
I’m a proud American! I bleed red white and blue because I can’t afford to go to the hospital and find out what the hell is wrong with me!
What do the Royal Family and Probability math equations have in common? They are not important and nobody cares about them.
I have a PhD Public Highschool Diploma
You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his front porch? So he could greet visitors with a handshake.
It should be no surprise President Trump doesn't care about climate change He's always liked to fuck the younger generation
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
Did you hear the NPR segment about how it’s rude to ask how heavy people are? “Weight? Weight!? Don’t tell me!”