The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
My wife has developed a fetish with salad items... Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass.And that was just the tip of the iceburg
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. "That means a lot." The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
I just invented a car that runs on herbs... I think I invented thyme travel.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
What do you call the Kardashian family taking a swim in the ocean? pollution
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot Wheels
What do you call the moisture that forms between two lovers in Alabama? Relative Humidity