The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
People who vaccinate their kids are crazy! Hell no, I didn’t vaccinate my son! Are you out of your mind!? I had a doctor do it!
A legless crossdresser? Drag Queen
How do you live with a terminal disease? You don't.
What do you call a drunk, dyslexic CD Floppy diks
I don't know what animal the year 2020 is in the Chinese calendar but I'm pretty sure it has rabies.
I went to court after my pillow charged me with resisting a-rest I lost the case
What do you call the mass murder of Rednecks? The Hollercaust.
Two redditors walk into a bar. "Well technically," the first argues, "it is a Pub since it serves food.""Actually," the second says, "it is a Saloon since it is a part of a hotel."Neither remembers the point of this post.
Masturbation is the only thing not taxed, regulated or illegal Feel free to go fuck yourself
What to use if you want to count the amount of meth grams in your body? Methmatics
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards. Me: ...And?
I live in a house between a crack den and a brothel. I guess you could say i'm between a rock and a hard place.
The day before our family holiday my little brother locked himself in his bedroom. I was worried, so I asked him what he was doing.He said, "I'm packing.""Fuck off," I replied. "It's only about four inches."
Last time I was in jail I felt like a crop field in 1860 Cause I was being plowed by black guys all day long
That new program on netflix about subliminal persuasion and mind control is a load of boring shit. Turned it off after just five seasons.