The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I found out last night that trail mix makes me gassy. So, in reality, I don't know what the fuck makes me gassy.
The voices in my head are ok, I can deal with them… It’s the voices outside my head that bother me and fuck my life up…
There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection
A man gets himself a date and decides to surprise the girl with some flowers. He walks into a flower shop and the florist asks "Hey, what are you looking for, specifically?"The man says "To have sex"
What’s a Prostitute’s favorite part of leaving a tall building? Going down on the elevator
Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll
The shovel is a ground breaking invention, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation by storm. However, the invention of the wheel got things rolling... And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...
I underwent surgery and now I've got a ten inch cock. I think I'm going to need another reduction.
Today I heard 24-hour Fitness filed for bankruptcy. I guess they ran out of time.
I suffered a broken collar bone, concussion and some minor bruising when I fell asleep at the wheel. Got kicked out of pottery class too.
A shark, crocodile, and a giant spider walk into a bar There’s no punchline, it’s just a normal day in Australia
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I think my parents might be meth heads. The tooth fairy keeps taking my money and leaving behind teeth.
Many people say a diploma is just a piece of paper. I as an educated person beg to differ It's a piece of cardboard.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers... Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.