The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
I put on my mask before I entered the bank, but everyone still got super pissed at me. Turns out, you're not allowed to go in with a shotgun and loudly ask to make a substantial withdrawal.
An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance So I pushed her over
A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge "I cant take it anymore she's out going from bar to bar every night way past midnight" The judge responds "what's she doing"The guy says "looking for me"....
An Exhibitionist walks into a bar An Exhibitionist walks into a bar and starts having passionate sex with another customer. The bartender walks over and interrupts the two.Bartender: “You can’t have sex in public.”Exhibitionist: “Watch me.”
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'