The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file. I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Israel Health minister who previously claimed that CORONA Virus is “divine punishment against homosexuality.” Has tested positive for the virus!!!
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Obvious media bias Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.
Why do doctors make more money from circumcisions than other types of procedures? It's the only procedure in which they collect tips!
Today my dad beat cancer. By the way what is your mom's zodiac sign?
Joke a customer told me when I used to work at a call center A husband is eating dinner with his wife and he decides to ask her"honey how come you never tell me when you have an orgasm"the wife replies "oh I just don't want to bother you while you're at work"
I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em’ will be dead in the next few months anyway.... ....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Whats the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You can drop a load in a washer and it doesn't follow you around for two weeks.
My brother is afraid that robots will replace him. If he would look in his wife's bedside dresser he would realize he already has been
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way... Maybe being a tour guide wasn't such a great idea after all.