The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
As i walk in the local shopping mall, a woman comes walking towards me She asks me: "sir, do you have a moment for animal abuse?" As the good man I am, I say: "of course, madam." So i walked to the nearest dog and kicked it like a football. Apparently that was not what she meant...
Today i asked the hot girl in my neighbourhood what are her Plans for next month She said "fuck you". So i'm pretty excited for October
I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook.
Husband on second day of marriage... ...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said' same feeling '
Why do most printers break so easily? Shitty HP
Joke a customer told me when I used to work at a call center A husband is eating dinner with his wife and he decides to ask her"honey how come you never tell me when you have an orgasm"the wife replies "oh I just don't want to bother you while you're at work"
I got kicked out of Comic-Con for assaulting a guy who didnt know who Keanu Reeves played in The Matrix That was the second time I've been called a neo-nazi.
I have pictures of girls showing their tits. I keep them on my flash drive.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
A man in China was killed by a group of underaged doctors. He died by euthanasia.
"If you could push a button and would receive $100 million, but you would whipe out 50% of the earth's human population (without anyone knowing it was you), would you push that button?" A friend of ours: "I vould push it three times".
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”