The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
A barber in my town was arrested for illegal drug trade. It was shocking, I have been his customer for years. Never knew he was a barber.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
How did George Bush get Afghanistan pregnant? He never pulled out
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
How do you tell if someone is a Trump supporter? If their hat, shirt, bumper sticker, four flags on their car, license plate, the seven flags outside their house, and their personality doesn't tell you, I don't know what to say.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Got fired today because I fell for a scam asking me to wire a sizable amount of company money to a foreign bank account. If that hadn't been stupid enough, I also confused the foreign bank account with my own.
About to mix gasoline with a lit match, AMA EDIT: Wow this blew up!