The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I held up by TSA because I packed a deck of fortune telling cards They must have thought I was a taroist
Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
Executives at Monsanto have announced an initiative to genetically alter deer for increased movement speed. Those assholes will do anything to make a quick buck
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
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A man walks into a therapists office And the therapist asks what do you think will be going through your head in 3 Years? hopefully a bullet
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
My uncle was never good at throwing stuff away He died from a hand grenade
I told my mother in law "When war comes, I'll just be eating human flesh as well". "You shitting me?!" She asked. "Maybe." I replied.
Long term pain During a congress about health care, the speaker asks:"which food causes extreme suffering, even after years of being eaten?"After a long silence an elderly raises his hand and replies "A WEDDING CAKE"
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.