The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Pope: paint me a beautiful art on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel and I will reward your work with exposure. **Michaelangelo:** uhh sure sir, I will paint you a beautiful ceiling sir.**Also Michaelangelo, mildly infuriated:** gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dick's out talking bout reward with exposure. Fuck you. Pay me.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child. However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
They say good dads are hard to find But bad dads are even harder to find
What has sixty feet, three teeth & seventeen dollars? The front row at a Insane Clown Posse concert
Best gorilla joke of 1897 Gorilla: Did you hear about the gorilla who escaped from the zoo?Zookeeper: No I did not.Gorilla: That's because I'm a quiet gorilla[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory? No, Not every one, only the males
Why can’t dinosaurs play baseball? Because they’re fucking dead
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.