The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount. They called it "The Oregon Trail".
What do you call a chubby chick riding cowboy? A triglyce-ride
I guess China finally got what they want They managed to coronise the world.
So my mate has started dating twins! I asked him the other day "how do you tell them apart?"He said "Well, Stacy is the blonde with a perfect ass, great tits, and a fantastic figure...... And Brian's got a cock"
Whenever I hear about a mass shooting, the first thing I say is Betty White
99% of people can do simple math operations. I belong to the other 2%.
Everyone says communism is a bad idea . But I'm weirdly attracted to it.It must be because of all the red flags.
Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly. Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
The Horny Crab Two men are talking:"I'm a kind of horny crab" the first man gasps."what do you mean" asks the other one."I can't get out of Michelle".
Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park? - For busting a nut in public view
The bravest men and women in the world are military commandos. Think about it: all that running, getting shot at, dangerous missions deep into enemy territory... and all while not wearing any underpants!
You may have heard of No Nut November But after I came twice in April what I’m really hoping for is a No Fetus February
Trading humans like mere goods is highly illegal and immoral. Unless you are a football team manager.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.