The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do you call cold Mexican food? A Brrrr-rito.Guess what I had for breakfast. Apologies if repost.
I saw two men beating a kid up, so naturally I ran over to help... There's no way the kid could take on all three of us
I got sent home from work today because I failed the temperature test today. I dropped my pants and bent over. They should have said it was a thermal scan!
The WWE wrestlers Edge & Test were big back in their day, even had separate fanbases believe it or not, Edges fans were called "Th Edge-ed Edgies"and Test fans were just a bunch of quality balls.
What to use if you want to count the amount of meth grams in your body? Methmatics
I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was. I said "Buddy, it's the 21st century, you can use any printer you want."
My neighbor likes to make a big deal about how SOME people prefer listening to rock music that's made using only a guitars, drums, and vocals. At first I thought he was just an opinionated music listener but... I'm starting to think he's a bassist.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
In recent news, a man who was charged with impersonating a hay stack Has been bailed
My Amish girlfriend only likes missionary sex. I tried to get her to try other positions. But all she does is cum plain.
My vegetarian wife wanted the egg smell gone from the pan in which I cooked scrambled egg So i cooked beef in it.