The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Why are murders so difficult to solve in Alabama? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records
Masturbation is the only thing not taxed, regulated or illegal Feel free to go fuck yourself
A boy goes to school with his kitten... ...the teacher asks the boy "Why did you bring your kitten to school today?" the boy replies, "I heard daddy yelling last night I'm going to eat that pussy. So I brought him hear to protect him."
Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero It's called the "0K Boomer"
Vodka with ice damages kidneys, rum with ice damages liver, gin with ice damages heart and whisky with ice damages brain. Why is Ice so dangerous?
Comcast doesn’t need to have a Pride Month ad campaign. They suck dick all 12 months of the year.
Back in the civil war, gunshot wounds used to be the most gruesome, awful way to die. Now it's considered kid stuff.
I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend. I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.
Wise words from my grandmother. Not all strippers are prostitutes, and not all Romanian girls are strippers. Some are also prostitutes.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What did the cemetery say to the hospital? Sorry aout the delay but thank you for your patients
Women can receive up to $8,000 for donating their eggs. Can you imagine if men were compensated the same amount for their donation? I’d have a sock at home worth $72,000
What's the difference between Daniel Day Lewis and a Mexican Salamander? One acts a little, one acts a lottle