The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I helped my uncle jack off a horse My uncle jack is really heavy, so it was hard to get him off of the horse
Did you know air is a highly addictive slow acting poison? 100% of all people who breathe air have died, and if you try to stop breathing the poison you will die within minutes because of how addicted to air you are.
The leper was upset at the expensive ambulance ride to the hospital It cost him an arm and a leg
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs boiling in a pot of water? Stew
Dinosaurs didn’t go extinct They found Jesus and got raptored
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.