The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
As he pushed in the rectal thermometer, I felt myself getting a painfully hard and obvious erection "Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog," the vet said
Beer brewery manager on the phone with Mrs Jones: "Afraid I have bad news. Your husband fell into a vat of beer this morning." Mrs Jones started weeping. "Did he go quickly?" "He climbed out three times - but only to pee."
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.