The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle
“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.” “Will that cure me?” the patient asks. “Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”
My girlfriend told me my stool would improve when I started taking probitoics But it's still shit
Why does the rabbit sleep with its eyes open? Because it has short skin.
What did the flower prostitute say to her client? ¨You want floral?¨
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a threesome... Made me so wet.
A man is on trial for cannibalism. The judge asks what the defendant has to say for himself. The man replies, "if you are what you eat, then I am the real victim here."
What do blind people beat off to? Thots