The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible... I'm sad as a coconut.Due to popular demand, **EDIT**: metaphors*... Freakin' grammar nazis... On a second thought, maybe grammar also played a role in my rejection, who knows...
What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
Ireland Did you hear about the Diseased Colony in Ireland that stole everyone's money?.......It was a Leper Con.
I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down.So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.
You know what they say about bathrooms... That's where shit goes down.
Joe Biden is not my president. I didn't vote for him!!! No seriously guys he's not my president. Im from Nepal. I didn't vote for him.P.S. Congrats US for taking the first step towards undoing the 4 years of chaos.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I had a fight with my erection this morning I beat it single handedly.
What's the worst number to mention in the morning for a Brazillian? 7-2-1
What's a four letter word ending with 'K' that means intercourse? Talk.
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks: madam, would you sleep with me for 1 million dollars? WOMAN: yeah, sure. MAN: How about for 10 dollars? WOMAN: 10 dollars? What kind of woman do you think I am?! MAN: We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just negotiating the price.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.