The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
I dated a greek girl during my latest archeology expedition Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
(NSFW) A worm crawls out of a plate of spaghetti and says “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
What happens after you have a beautiful gf, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body? You wake up.
Doctor: Your dad’s not with us anymore Me: Damn, what happened? Doctor: He’s at a different hospital Me: Oh, whew Doctor: Dead tho
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu-you get what you deserve.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.