The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Monica: "Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing." Chandler: "How do you find clothes that fit?
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother
To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil.